February 2012
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Rant of My Unhappy Driving
Can we please discuss your complete inability to drive the speed limit? Stopping at a green light? Are you so ignorant that you HONESTLY have NO CLUE what you’re supposed to be doing with your car? Are you just playing with yourself???
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I just want to kiss someone.
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actually interesting questions →
discord4nce:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have...
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It’s either like, you can kind of fuck your life up and do what everybody else...
– Jared Followill, being deep and introspective (via kolquotes)
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it's as natural as the air we breathe.: megznash:... →
megznash:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There...
It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the...
– John Green. (via moreofamore)
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More words from my dad
My dad: You would enjoy Billy Jack. Do you know why? Because you are a rebel; if someone says black, you say white; if someone says high, you say low. That movie is like that. You would enjoy it.
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Words from my father
Me: Wanna watch the Oscars?
My dad: I would rather have my balls hit with a sledgehammer than watch the Oscars.
Me: ...
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